Teach your cat that when someone goes to the bathroom and pulls down their pants, it makes for the perfect hiding place or alternatively, a fine cat hammock.
For the record I tried in vain to find an example using a woman. I imagine the popularly of thong underwear thanks to Hanky Panky, has made them less attractive to felines (makes for more of a balancing act!).
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