Our judges have determine that Lu Anne’s entry about her cat Eli and his “urges” wins her the autographed copy of “Confessions of  Catnip Junkie”! Congrats Lu Anne, you must be very proud!

Thanks to everyone who posted a story, they were fun to read!  Lu Anne’s winning entry is posted below.

”ummm yeah…i have one to beat all others…my 12 year old cat Eli has absolutely no manners…hmmmm…how do i say this?? well Eli has an urge…and urge that no matter when it hits, and who’s here, he feels the compulsion to fulfill…ok….see even trying to explain it is embarrassing…so i’m just gonna lay it all out in black and white….

Eli masterbates…..yes he does…..if the compulsion hits, he’ll go at it when company’s here, family..it don’t matter audience or not, if there’s a soft blanket or nice cuddly furry stuff animal and the moment is right…away he goes. at times when this has happend, i have tried to 1, just completely ignore it, but it never fails, SOMEONE will ask “WHAT IS THAT CAT DOING??” I have tried to explain “don’t pay attention he’s just having a mild seisure but they usually figure out what’s going on, the audience that is, and then they just all stare and trying to move on from what just happened is nearly impossible!

It’s really quite disconcerting, to say the least, if not the ABSOLUTELY MOST EMBARRASSING THING I’VE EXPERIENCED! yeah….uhuh…. i should get the prize just for having the being strong and admitting my cat’s secret here on your blog!!!! ”