The Tax Cat Cometh

Have you been receiving amateur tax assistance? Cats and kittens who say they know the law but clearly don’t know what they’re doing?

You need someone you can trust who won’t get distracted and roll around in your receipts.

Jordana Serebrenik’s rather wet-behind-the-hears tax assistant Fuzzy

Petie H, Arslanian, CAT CPA is just the tax cat for you. In practice for over ten years, Petie is an expert in a broad range of speciality tax laws from litter box loopholes to ex-owner exemptions.

Petie H, Arslanian, CPA – Tax Cat (His bow-tie from Sweet Pickles Designs makes him look particularly dapper)

He comes from a long line of CAT CPAs dating back to the early 1900s.  Tax laws are in his blood.

Great, great, gramps Peter Sr, Cat CPA.

Petie has a full time assistant whose only job is to crunch your numbers over and over again to make sure you’re getting the most back from the government you can, especially when it comes to catnip toys and crinkle balls.

Kip hard at work making sure your money is working hard for you.

But be be forewarned, Petie insists on being paid only in gold coins (we’re not sure what he does with those exactly) or catnip dollars.

Catnip dollars sold on smoyercathy’s Etsy shop (2 for $5)

Does your cat help you with your taxes?  If you have a photo of your tax cat in action, be sure to post it to our Facebook page!

HAPPY TAX DAY EVERYONE! Hope you get money – or at least some catnip dollars – back!