24 Ways Cats Are Better Than (Furless) Children

I have nothing against furless children. In fact I’ve always loved babies and figured I’d have a few by now. But I’d like to take a moment to recognize a few advantages of the furry kind.

I’m sure there are many more, so be sure to leave comments!

24 reasons cats are better than (furless) children.

Cats:

1 – Don’t become teenagers convinced you’ve ruined their lives.

2 – Don’t ask how kitties are made.

3 – Don’t require supervision when they’re in the sand box. In fact, they’d prefer you didn’t.

Petie wishing he could get a little privacy.

4 – Feed themselves.

5 – Bathe themselves.

6 – Don’t practice their drum kit loudly when you are trying to read, watch TV or just think.

7 – Don’t need you to buy them clothes (well, not usually).

Oh dear. (photo from Prin Cat)

8 – Are spayed or neutered by age one (or should be) so you don’t have to worry about teen pregnancies.

9 – Don’t drive drunk or text and drive.

10 – Don’t require therapy later in life because of your sub-par parenting skills.

11 – Don’t need to be chauffeured from rehearsals, play dates, practice, games, and back again.

12 – Don’t talk back. Usually.

13 – Don’t “borrow” your  clothes and jewelry.

14 – Don’t do drugs.

That better be catnip!

15 – Don’t deplete your life savings by going to college.

16 – Don’t throw tantrums in crowded stores.

17 – Don’t wear diapers.

18 – Don’t ask “why?” incessantly.

19 – Come potty trained.

20 – Don’t max out your credit cards.

Good thing Haddie can’t swipe that thing! (this is from when her eyes hadn’t healed yet)

21 – Don’t run up your cell phone bill.

22 – Don’t get allowance.

23 – Are not be embarrassed by your mere existence (that we know of).

and the TOP reason why cats are better than children…..

24 – Cats will never make you feel stupid because you can’t help them with their math homework.

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